“I said a Vanilla Ice Latte, you stupid Piggy Bitch!” Sara screamed in Michael's face – the coffee container she had just sipped from in her hands. “This is a Vanilla Iced Frappe!” She howled as she flung the cold liquid straight in his face, leaving him to watch his former teammate now co-tormentor stomp back to her desk. Michael took a moment to close his eyes and try to calm his nerves. He knew he didn't have to worry about his makeup running – Steph had taken him to get permanent stuff applied the second the ink was dry on his new contract, but the ice cubes were unpleasant as they ran down the front of his dress.
“Don't just sit there, you Piggy idiot!” Steph yelled from the doorway of her office and across the open plan space where he was attempting to fulfil the team's drinks order. “Get me those papers from the copier. If I have to ask you again, we'll be adding more piggy parts to go with your nose and udders – maybe some ears...or a tail?” Michael shuddered at the reminder of his nose...or snout. He hadn't tried to take it off yet, wasn't even sure he could, but from the glee on his boss's face as she applied it over his nose that morning, he suspected it was at least semi-permanent. The boobs had been there longer – almost a week now, a silicone breast plate draped around his neck by Steph as she dressed him in his new uniform on his first day. He couldn't feel anything with them of course, but they looked real enough and right now the liquid seeping between them was cold enough he could feel it through to his satin underwear. “Now, Piggy!” Steph commanded and Michael turned towards the copier. Days earlier, Steph had gathered the team around it while introducing him as their new team dogsbody, or pigsbody, and then proceeded to force him to make photocopies of his own butt in front of everybody. Afterwards, he had gone around pinning up the printed sheets on every flat surface in the office so everyone could get a good view of his backside with Steph's name scrawled on it in red lipstick.
“I am so glad Steph got that job instead of you!” Sara was back and following at his shoulder as he crossed the office. “I just know you would have been one of those creepy bosses.” Michael felt her hand snaking under the hem of his dress – a new outfit Steph had supplied on his first day that pinched and squeezed him in all the worst places. Sara's fingers fumbled with the top of his underwear in a way that left him vaguely excited – at least until her intentions were revealed, a monstrous wedgy that lifted his dress up over his waist so that the entire office could see the tops of his panties pulled up to his armpits. He returned miserably and painfully to Steph's office with the papers in hand.
“Good news, Piggy!” Steph looked pleased. She held her hands behind her back and had a warm grin on her face. “It's pay day! You know what that means!” She pulled her arms into view and Michael gasped as he saw the large wooden paddle in her grip.






