Deanna had eventually calmed down after five glasses of water and ten minutes of Penny shaking her and calling her gross for snogging her feminised brother. Her struggling had made it very clear that Deanna was more than willing to go much further with Joe were Penny not there to snap her out of it. Whatever was in the mysterious red lipstick Deanna had found in her purse was extremely powerful, and in spite of his arousal from being set upon by the hot blonde friend of his older sister, Joe was immediately alert to the fact he should lick his lips at his own peril. Meanwhile, the cogs of revenge in Penny's head began to whir to life as ideas for how to turn this to her advantage began to form. She smiled at a particularly mean one that would not only punish Joe, but also raise the money she need to repair her car.
Penny and Deanna switched gears. The goal was no longer creating the most humiliating version of Joe they could muster – it was to make him presentable. They didn't want people to point and laugh. They wanted them to see a pretty girl. They wanted people to queue with cash in hand to see the hottest version of Joe they could they could muster – their new goal was to make him kissable.
Joe watched in horror as his reflection in his sister's bedroom mirror slowly changed from a silly feminised joke to that of an anime-esque beauty. Deanna had left for an hour and returned with a huge bubblegum pink wig and a garish bejewelled choker that read 'Princess'. The girls had laughed hysterically as they took his transformation to the next level, layering on spades of makeup and dressing him in a sheer black dress with faux-pearl beads. Penny had even brought out a piercing gun she had swiped from a previous job and now he had earrings to match his choker. The final touch had once more been the lipstick but this time Penny had applied it, holding it at arm's length as if it might explode. Nonetheless, she layered it on extra-thick.
It wasn't just that Joe's stall was popular at the Valentine's fair – it may as well have been the only attraction there. Guys were queueing around the block, their wallets clutched excited as they waited for a taste of the intoxicating beauty that Penny and Deanna had dubbed 'Aphrodite'. Two bucks bought five seconds but ten got punters a whole minute of locked lips and most were not sparing their cash. Joe tried to imagine he was somewhere else as man after man grabbed him around the waist and pulled him in close. His mouth was sore and he was sure he had seen some of these guys at least three times now. Some of them were pushing their tongues deep inside his mouth as Deanna stood alongside them with a stopwatch in hand. Those were the ones that seemed to be coming back again and again, as if Joe was a bad habit they just couldn't kick. Whenever the red lipstick became smeared around his face from the kissing Penny would be on hand with a wet-wipe and a reapplication. By the evening, the stall had made almost two grand.
“Well, I did say red was for whores...” Penny smirked at her exhausted brother as she folded the cash into her purse. “I guess that makes me your pimp. But don't worry, Deanna and I have an idea to take this new career of yours to the next level!”






