Showing posts with label the guru. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the guru. Show all posts

Friday, 26 December 2025

Whatever Happened to Britt? (...is You!)

 The original caption of this story is here


“That Bitch!!” Britt groaned removing the remaining wrapping paper from the present. Bearing a big bow and a tag with his name, the gift had been sitting innocently beneath the tree with the rest of them. No-one could have guessed what it really was – a grenade filled with with red velvet and fur. An explosion set to go off and ruin Britt's life all over again. How could she do this to him? After all these years... After all he had been through to get here... All his hard work... He allowed the dress to slip through his hands to the floor knowing it would inevitably encase his body before the end of the night. “Melanie, haven't you had your pound of flesh already?” He put his head in his hands.

Ten years ago Britt had experienced a Christmas countdown like no other. His girlfriend, Melanie was away at college and he had organised to shower her with twelve days of gifts to prime her for romance during the holiday break. In return, Melanie had arranged a countdown of her own. Starting with a self-help hypnosis course named 'Be the Perfect Partner with the Guru Self Hypnosis', Britt had been unsuspectingly subjected to hypnotic self-feminisation and Melanie had followed up this initial 'gift' with all the tools Britt needed to complete his own transformation. And why? Simply an elaborate way for Melanie to break up with him and see other people.

It had taken almost an entire year of intense therapy and subliminal suggestion for Britt to break the pink satin chains the course's addiction had trussed him with. Session after session of humiliation to unpick his obsession with becoming the alter-ego Melanie had forced upon him. He had become a joke to family and friends who couldn't fathom that his new compulsion was anything other than a fetish. Even years later, an unfortunate cue, the wrong kind of trigger, and Britt would relapse once again and his feminine side would emerge. He would gather up the cosmetics, the underwear, the wigs that his alter-ego had stashed in places he would never find, and his feminine side would emerge once more. Evidently, Melanie knew all this.

In was hours later and Britt found himself in the park. He was vaguely aware that what he was doing was against his will and embarrassing, but he had slipped into the velvet dress all the same. He had pulled up those long socks and put on the fur hat, waxed his body and painted his face in total obedience to his long dormant programming. It was snowing and he held his hands out to catch some flakes, aware of the picture of beauty he must be painting. As much as he got good at fighting his female urges, he couldn't deny that when they got the better of him, they did a sterling job.

“There you are!” Melanie stepped out from between the trees. She was older now but still stunningly attractive. “I always liked this side of you. I was just too young and stupid to know what I had. I am so glad I can still bring out your feminine side. I think I am going to be seeing a lot more of it from now on!”



Wednesday, 10 March 2021

Auto-Pilot

 13/25

Half-way. There are a few more captions featuring Guru Self-Hypnosis on my index page (I think)


Dale fumbled nervously with the lip-gloss, applying it in thick layers with unpractised fingers tipped with long acrylic nails. He couldn't be late. Not today. He was on his final warning and one more screw up would leave him jobless in the worst economy he had ever known. He hurriedly tidied up his mouth with tissue paper and pouted into his compact before admiring his uniform in the full length mirror on the apartment wall...


To say budget airline 'JetBlack' had a misogyny problem was like saying Dale's new uniform was a 'bit short'. The air hostess's outfit rode up his fishnet covered thighs seemingly promising a glimpse of his underwear as it had done the legions of buxom stewardesses that had worn it before him. As a pilot, it had been his duty to ogle these beauties and take every opportunity to tell them how he wanted to land his jet on their runways. Unfortunately for Dale, the rest of his crew took their duties just as seriously and a sexual-harrassment suit was inevitably filed against the company.


According to the terms of the settlement, JetBlack were required to put their male pilots through workplace sexual conduct training and Dale and his colleagues soon found themselves in a room with a video presentation. 'Conquer your Misogyny with the Guru Self-Help Hypnosis' played on the projector screen before them, the syrupy sweet female voice oozing from the speakers and into their waiting ears.


Dale continued to stare at his refection. He looked so good. Much better than in that awful pilot uniform he had worn for years. Feeling extra confident, he tried on a pair of faux glasses that complimented his outfit wonderfully. He was still a little wary of being tardy but it was the details that pulled everything together. Besides, his extra efforts would certainly be appreciated. He sighed, pushed his hair back from his signature-air-hostess makeup plastered face and looked around for his flight bag. It couldn't be far. His apartment was much smaller now. The stewardess salary was much lower but he couldn't deny that he felt much happier. Ever since that training session with the Guru, everything had been much better.


Finally finding the bag, Dale slipped his feet into his neon high heels. A thought came to his head and a smile to his lips. He couldn't resist one final peek. Turning to face the mirror, he squatted down on his towering shoes and spread his stockinged legs wide so just the faintest peep of his matching neon panties showed in the refection. He grinned in appreciation of his scandalously short outfit. He couldn't wait to show the pilots on today's flight.



Friday, 25 September 2020

Season 4 Prologue (Aiko Unsweetened)

 Okay, so it's not a tg caption (sorry) but it is something to wet the appetite and give a taste of what's to come. Three years have passed (sorry!!) and it's only right that they have passed in my captioning universe too. I realise I left poor Aiko on a bit of a cliffhanger back in 2017 so I thought this quick prologue was necessary to reel her story in a little. By the way, if you are new to my captions, you can find all the Aiko captions in order (as well as the rest of my series) on my series tab at the top of the page. I do plan to clean this page up when I get a sec. If you mostly just enjoy standalone stories, don't worry, as before my hiatus. my captions will be split about 50/50 between my character series and individual stories. 

One last thing, I am going to start posting the text below the caption since I know a lot more people will likely view these on smartphones now and my captions are kinda wordy. If I forget, poke me (gently) and I'll get them added. So, without further blab...



Aiko perched on top of her sofa as if trying to distance herself from the boxes that littered her living room floor. Her clothes to the left, her 'girls' outfits to the right, rainbows of pretty colours and fabrics piled up ready to be discarded – faded glories of triumphs passed. Aiko's chin slumped deeper into her palm as she realised how much of herself she was throwing away.


What was the point? They were just decorations – nothing but painful reminders of what had been, a former life. Even Colin was gone, her most faithful and favourite sissy swept away by the tantric calling of the Guru and her cursed self-hypnosis tapes. Almost three years now – a few months fewer than Nishi had been perverting herself to sleazy men on the internet and as she slumped there in her misery, Aiko realised it was all her fault. The more she had dug looking for the Guru, the more she had lost and now three years later she was left with nothing but boxes of pretty rags and a job interview at a call centre for mail order flowers. She adjusted her sensible dress and screamed silently.


With a loud grunt, a tiny Japanese women with white hair heaved a cardboard box bigger that herself into the room.


“Oh Aiko, sweetheart,” her Grandma's heart seemed at the point of breaking on seeing her sadness, “I do wish you could muster a smile. You have become such a beautiful young woman. I do wish I knew how to fix you.” She put the box down and pondered for a second. “Maybe this job will be the key. The first rays of a new dawn.” Aiko gave an appreciative smile and watched her grandma gaze over the sea of boxes with hands on hips. “Are you sure about throwing out all this candy too?” The old woman gestured to the box she had just brought in. “It seems an awful waste.”


“Yes Sobo,” Aiko sighed heavily. “I have no use for it now.” Her mind shifted to the approaching interview and was reminded that she still needed to renew her monthly metrocard to get there. She looked up at her beloved grandmother bending her ancient body to lift the huge box of candy once more. “Actually Sobo,” she forced a smile, “leave it. The online store on my website is still active. Perhaps I can sell enough of it t


Tuesday, 22 December 2015

...is You! (a request for Kitty St. Clare)

Aiko Christmas Special starting tomorrow :)


Wednesday, 2 December 2015

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