The Assimilation Protocol Phase 1

 

What would eventually be known as the Assimilation Protocol took hold of the earth's male population in four distinct phases. The source of the phenomenon is still not understood – the most prominent theories being that the personas that came to be called 'Nymphoids' were inter-dimensional beings, an alien culture, a virus that came from deep under the ocean, or even a synthetic bio-weapon that escaped from a Chinese laboratory. What is known is that the Nympoids were, and still are, unstoppable, inevitable, and...insatiable.

Those that have studied the Assimilation named the first phase 'Implantation' – often referred to colloquially as 'Assplantation'. It is characterised by the attachment of one of the nymphoids to the victim's backside with an immediate aftermath of the subject rapidly developing a perfectly sculpted, sexually speaking, feminine rear. This is perhaps an ideal time to mention that at the time of reporting there have been zero confirmed female victims of the Assimiliation.

The attached image is by now world famous and depicts Devin Grady, who is possibly the earliest known victim of the Assimilation – or 'patient zero' if you will. Fortunately for us, and unfortunately for Mr. Grady, he was on a business call with work colleagues upon the moment of Implantation, and Mr. Grady's webcam, along with the recording of the Zoom call, allowed for flawless documentation of the entire episode. In one moment, the victim is talking about projected sales figures, and in the next he is leaping from his seat as if the subject of an enormous electric shock – so violently in fact that he ended up folded over the very office chair he had been sat in just seconds before, resulting in the famous image attached to this file.

The underwear is another unknown in the study of the Assimilation. Should we assume that Mr. Grady wasn't already wearing the female thong panties at the time of the Implantation, we must conclude that they were introduced by the nymphoids. This all but rules out theories of a virus, or any other organic source behind the phenomenon and rather leans into more extra-terrestrial or supernatural conclusions – as unlikely as they seem.

Furthermore, careful analysis of the recording of Mr. Grady's implantation detected faint voices. Cleaning up the audio confirmed these to be numerous, female and rather sultry and seductive in nature. We can conclude from their volume and tone that they were intended for Mr. Grady alone rather than the audience watching via his webcam. I will play the audio for you now – unedited but for a significant increase in volume.

“Give in...give in to us now. Surrender. You will surrender and be ours. You will be us. We will be you. We will be one with you serving us. But you you must look. Look...LOOK. You want to look. We know you want to look. Look what we have done to you. Look and the transformation will be complete. Look and you will become one of us. You will be our first...but there will be many more. You will be us. We will have you. You will serve at our feet...at our ass. You will be a slave to our asses. And, we will be...euphoria!”