Create Your Own Flashback Friday

I'm really sorry there was no Flashback caption yesterday, it wasn't intentional. I wrote a sequel to my caption 'Not Exactly Face of the Company...' and when I came to photoshop it all together I found I'd accidentally deleted the word file. So here's the thing, I really can't be bothered to write a caption I've already written once so instead I'm going to throw open the doors and see what you can do in a mini-contest of sorts. The background is already made up but feel free to change it if you like, or if you prefer you can email me the text at zoligomyst@gmail.com and I'll put it together for you. I'll put the original below also so you don't need to look for it.